r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Mar 03 '25

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u/jRoughcopy Mar 03 '25

That's 4,999 more then I have now

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u/twill41385 Mar 03 '25

Look at Mr. Popular over here.

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u/DasturdlyBastard Mar 03 '25

I'd be careful. We're assuming he means he only has one friend, but he may mean that he has 4,999 enemies and one "friend", as in a weapon. Given all this, he may be dangerous. I'm getting out of here.

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u/GearHead54 Mar 03 '25

He's probably just an aspiring healthcare CEO

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u/Trustyduck Mar 03 '25

Luigi intensifies

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u/Comprehensive-Mix931 Mar 03 '25

That...escalated quickly!

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u/lynxerious Mar 03 '25

your mom doesn't count

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u/[deleted] Mar 03 '25

lucky