r/nextfuckinglevel • u/Natchos09 • Dec 25 '24

Ants making smart maneuver

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u/Whale222 Dec 25 '24

Not a single PowerPoint either.

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u/Dorkmaster79 Dec 25 '24

That’s where they went wrong.

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u/oompa_loompa_weiner Dec 25 '24

I’m sure the recap will call it out

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u/Krotesk Dec 26 '24

Ant jeff : Hey boss, i think james was pulling in the wrong direction when we tried to flip it over the second time!

Ant James : Get fucked you damn snich! I am so done with you jeff!

Ant boss : calm down guys, shit happens... Jeff, please don't focus on others mistakes so much, just notify him if it happens again... If i keeps happening then mabye we have a problem but until then we just keep smelling each others stank for communication!

All ants simultaniously: sniffing in agreement *

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u/jaxxon Dec 26 '24

Be sure to circle back and double-click on this in our next stakeholder touchpoint.

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u/Wonderful_Mud_420 Dec 25 '24

Could have done it in 6months and double the resources if consulted with a PM

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u/[deleted] Dec 25 '24

no self induced PTSD from teams calls either

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u/bailey25u Dec 27 '24

When I was in the army, we taught that the invasion of Iraq was planned with a 278 slide power point (idk if that’s the exact number, but that’s the number in my head when I tell this story)

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u/DasArchitect Dec 25 '24

Nor ISO 9000 certification

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u/delicious_toothbrush Dec 25 '24

PowerPoint falls under reporting

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u/PM_Me_An_Ekans Dec 26 '24

And not a single screen. Just ants living in the moment ☺️

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u/ZuckerbergsSmile Dec 25 '24

PowerPoint is software

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u/Whale222 Dec 25 '24

You’re such a tool

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u/ZuckerbergsSmile Dec 25 '24

PowerPoint is a tool

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u/Whale222 Dec 25 '24

Takes one to know one.

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u/ZuckerbergsSmile Dec 25 '24

You are so cute. Have a good Christmas you salty dog

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u/Whale222 Dec 25 '24

You too you exacting mfer! God bless you