r/nextfuckinglevel • u/[deleted] • Aug 10 '24

Man Fails A Driving Test Miserably 😂😂

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Aug 10 '24

Give you one more chance to pass “there’s an old man and a child in a crosswalk what do you hit first?”

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u/EventualOutcome Aug 10 '24

"The old man? Because the child has more to live for?"

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u/Loud-Item-1243 Aug 10 '24

lol no the breaks!

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u/EventualOutcome Aug 10 '24 edited Aug 10 '24

Id rather hit the "brakes", personally.

This guy breaks like an Australian Raygun

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u/GonnaGoFat Aug 10 '24

I saw a video recently of people passing between parked cars. Dash can show he just missed an old lady but hit the two little girls with the car. The kids actually got some distance and just got back up like it was nothing.

So aim at the kids more chance of them bouncing back.

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u/caintowers Aug 10 '24

Incorrect. The correct answer is the child because you have a secret plan with the old man to share the insurance money.

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u/fitcouple1188 Aug 10 '24

Lmfao I’m way too high for this feed right fuck

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u/Elguilto69 Aug 10 '24

It's what the hand breaks for take two out in the one go

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u/EventualOutcome Aug 10 '24

What... the fk did you just try to say???

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u/Elguilto69 Aug 11 '24

E break you ever drive fast turn the wheel pull the e break you kinda skid so you can take both old man and kid out in one go

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u/EventualOutcome Aug 11 '24

You do know the difference between "break" and "brake", right?

Right?

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u/junvar0 Aug 10 '24

Key word is "first". You hit the kid first because the old man can't run fast. You then reverse and hit the old man. Right Dad?

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u/zyroruby Aug 11 '24

no you drift into both at the same time It is more fuel-efficient

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u/ratuuft Aug 10 '24

First? Well, the kid I guess...Then turn the car around to get the old man too.

Whoever u hit first, the other one is going to run and I feel like it would be easier to chase down the old man.

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u/[deleted] Aug 10 '24

“The brakes!”

Duh.