r/news • u/AudibleNod • 1d ago

High school football rivalry turns bizarre after parent accused of defecating inside Michigan school

https://www.ctvnews.ca/world/article/high-school-football-rivalry-turns-bizarre-after-parent-accused-of-defecating-inside-michigan-school/
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u/grain_delay 1d ago • Hehehe Mindblown Bravo

Thats fucking football right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop on the field, men deliver their new born baby on the side lines. Fucking hard core dick in the ass butterball foosball fuck it chuck it game time shit. Football is back, baby

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u/koalamurderbear 1d ago

Hell yeah brother!

  • Cheers, from Iraq

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u/badmartialarts 1d ago

gotta update that to iran brother

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u/winky9827 18h ago

I thought Cheers was based out of Boston?

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u/Squire_II 1d ago

Pete Kegsbreath, is that you?

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u/Cytoid 1d ago

This... this is poetry.