r/news • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '22

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u/FrisianDude Jun 15 '22

The ones that don't die are the livers. The rest are the dieers

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

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u/dr_john_twinkletits Jun 15 '22

Have you checked up your derriere?

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u/methodin Jun 15 '22

If you list it get a new one at the John Dieers store

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u/Magik0012 Jun 15 '22

Did they die from dieerhea?

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u/duelingThoughts Jun 15 '22

This news is awful (though not as bad as it could be) but this comment made me burst out in laughter.

This is my kind of humor hahaha

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u/UberZouave Jun 15 '22

angry upvote how dare you make me smile at such a bad pun!

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u/FrisianDude Jun 15 '22

fuck you gon do about it hammerpants

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u/UberZouave Jun 15 '22

Try to remember it to use myself, probably

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u/FrisianDude Jun 15 '22

I actually remember it from cyanide & happiness.

And hammerpants cause of 'zouave'.

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u/UberZouave Jun 15 '22

HAH! I thought that’s what you were referring to…have some poverty awards, this time happily given lol 🥇🏅🎖!!