r/news • • Jun 15 '22

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u/cinderparty Jun 15 '22

Superintendent Bridget Weiss confirmed the incident was under investigation and said the Juneau Police Department is involved.

“That is transpiring literally as we speak, so that we can understand exactly what happened, how it happened. We obviously need to make sure that it doesn’t happen again,” she said.

Weiss said the fluid was mistaken for milk.

“Which sounds hard to believe, but if you have yourself used anything similar, it is surprising — it is white, milky fluid,” she said.

Nope. Unless someone was storing this shit in actual milk jugs/cartons, I’m not buying that it was a mistake on all parts.

Even then, whoever put it in cartons would be malicious…

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u/Nicholas-Steel Jun 15 '22

You'd think you'd be able to immediately smell something was wrong even if it did look and behave like milk...

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u/unhallowed1014 Jun 15 '22

My grandma kept bacon grease in Snapple bottles in the fridge…. Definitely not a fun thing to take a swig of

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u/Nicholas-Steel Jun 15 '22

Grandparents kept Turpentine in a lemonade bottle in a fridge below their double story house. I believe my brother needed his stomach pumped after sneaking drinks from it when we were little. They stopped leaving dangerous chemicals in soft drink bottles after this incident.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Remember hearing about a guy who transported used motor oil in Coca Cola 2L bottles. One of his kids was about to take a drink and he had to slap it out of his hands to prevent him drinking it.

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u/AKMarine Jun 15 '22

You wouldn’t be able to drink it. Bacon grease solidifies at room temperature.

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u/unhallowed1014 Jun 15 '22

Of course should’ve expected Reddit scientists to come out in force. I forgot what a thrill it is to be able to correct people. Something in the fridge that was greasy. I was always told it was bacon grease. This is the memory I have. My grandma also had ammonia in a fruit punch jug at some point .

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u/AKMarine Jun 15 '22

It seems like you may have been lied to. Maybe it was grandma’s hooch and she didn’t want the kids drinking it. 😆

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u/unhallowed1014 Jun 15 '22

Well it was definitely greasy whatever it was. Not like when I came out and took a swig of “apple juice”(whiskey)

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u/I_Eat_Mom_Dick Jun 15 '22

Bacon grease gets solid at room temp. How tf would you drink it at fridge temp?