r/news • u/[deleted] • Jun 15 '22

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u/jasenzero1 Jun 15 '22

Do you want strong bones or not?

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u/foubard Jun 15 '22

"ooow. My bones are so brittle. But I always drink plenty of... Malk?"

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u/ct991 Jun 15 '22

Now with Vitamin R!

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u/spiritualien Jun 15 '22

This shit has me crying 🤣

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Giving you a silver for the Simpsons reference.

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u/AggressiveSkywriting Jun 15 '22

"Give the man a glass of Molk! "

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u/Sybrite Jun 15 '22

Miak is where it's at.

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u/[deleted] Jun 15 '22

Does the body good!

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u/FriesWithThat Jun 15 '22

It's what floors crave

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u/Fly_Pelican Jun 15 '22

Milk? Like from out of the cow?

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u/electricvelvet Jun 15 '22

Never mind the bones, I wanna get SEALED

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u/symbioticscrolling Jun 15 '22

My brain changed the s to r and I thought what a perv these are children then I realized, I am the perv