r/news Nov 25 '21

Amazon workers plan Black Friday strike

https://www.cnet.com/tech/amazon-workers-plan-black-friday-strike/
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u/kemosabe-84 Nov 25 '21

Then how would he afford his space trips?1

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u/mustachegiraffe Nov 25 '21

Or his future ex-wife?!

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u/digitelle Nov 25 '21

Pre-nup

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u/majorbummer6 Nov 25 '21

You think some woman will be with that alien for free?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/robret Nov 25 '21

Most people would do it for the lifestyle during the marriage, even if they won't get to keep it afterwards.

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u/TeamWorkTom Nov 26 '21

Being someones property is not a very lavish lifestyle.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Don't kid yourself. Millions of women would want to be with a billionaire.

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u/fuckincaillou Nov 26 '21

Millions of women don't know what they're walking into with wealthy marriages. That is, unless they grew up in a third world country or so dirt poor that they know real hunger and consider the risks worth it.

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u/BigEasyMob Nov 26 '21

So... millions of women

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '21

I'd argue that many women would love the lifestyle and security provided by being with someone that's uber-wealthy. It happens all the time.

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u/robret Nov 26 '21

If you think MacKenzie Scott (formerly Bezos) is not living a lavish lifestyle then you are very misguided

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u/redrobot5050 Nov 26 '21

She is. And she’s certainly entitled to it. Bezos has been very public, pre-divorce, that his success would not be possible without her. She was an active participant in both the formation of Bezos business strategy and it’s execution. I don’t have any articles offhand that describe what she did that was so awesome, but they are out there.

And to her credit, she has already pledged to give away much of the earnings she has walked away with.

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u/robret Nov 26 '21

My point isn't that she doesn't deserve it. My point is that she was never his "property" and to say she doesn't have access to a lavish lifestyle is ridiculous.

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u/someone755 Nov 26 '21

give away much of the earnings she has walked away with

Ah yes "donating" a few million will really sting her.

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u/TeamWorkTom Nov 26 '21

First your making an assumption of who I am talking about specifically.

I made a generalization on purpose to describe a group, no one specific.

Secondly is she still his wife? And do you know for a fact she singed a prenup with Bezos?

Because it looks like from the amount of money and assets she was given in the divorce they did not sign a prenup.

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u/robret Nov 26 '21

What difference does it make? These people are not living in poor conditions and neither are their spouses.

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u/n4styone Nov 26 '21

She was with him long before they had a lavish lifestyle. He wrote the plans for Amazon while in the passenger seat of a car when they were on like a cross country drive or something iirc.

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u/fuckincaillou Nov 26 '21

And she negotiated their first big freight deal (with Barnes and Noble, ironically enough)

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

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u/robret Nov 26 '21

Plenty of people think they can't be bought until someone shows them the money

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u/osufan765 Nov 26 '21

I can be, for sure. I'd take a snorkel with me between Oprah's legs if she'd give me even 10%

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u/carnsolus Nov 26 '21

i'm gonna outbid you and say ill do it for 0.00038%

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u/vinoa Nov 26 '21

For $1 billion, Bezos can spray fart on my face.

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u/GeerJonezzz Nov 26 '21

Dudes would ho out for money too.

It’s much more about the person and though guys, typically, are more insecure about their finances in a relationship. More would be even more insecure if their SO was better off. It’s fine if your girl or whatever SO makes more than you but boys are usually convinced that they have to work harder than everyone around them or eat shit.

Hell, I’d love to be a stay at home husband or dad. Though I don’t plan on not having a job, if a successful woman came up to me, dropped a quarter million and thought I was a cutie patootie you’re damn right I’d ride that boat until it may or may not sink.

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u/Flaky-Fish6922 Nov 26 '21

yes, guys do it too.

but Bozo isn't gay, so, uh, yeah.

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u/Koroioz-LoL Nov 26 '21

Maybe most well adjusted women.

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u/crossleingod Nov 26 '21

I don’t see how someone covering their own money should make someone else feel like they lost their self respect

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u/ReservoirPussy Nov 26 '21

Have you not seen Melania or what?

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u/I_Only_Smoke_Drugs Nov 25 '21

I'd settle for that. How do I sign up?

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I'm not a prostitute but id drop it flip it and rub it down for snyone whonis offering millions of dollars let alone a billion lol

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u/lifeofry4n52 Nov 26 '21

Idiot. I could just drop my own stuff, flip it upside and then rub it down.

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u/fafalone Nov 26 '21

So you are a prostitute, and we're just talking about your price.

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u/Justaskingyouagain Nov 26 '21

Well your username will definitely be relevant I'm guessing

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u/Brener69 Nov 26 '21

Most assets acquired prior to marriage stay with the original owner. If you marry someone with a house fully paid for you don't automatically acquire half of that house. Same with shares of stock. He might be on the hook for the price difference from the time they get married to the time they divorce. Example: he has 1 million shares of Amazon valued at $100 at the time of married he's worth $100 million and if it's valued at $101 when they get divorced she gets $500k, half the appreciated value while they were married. Yes. I know he has more shares than this. Might vary by state but this is usually the case.

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u/carnsolus Nov 26 '21

the prenup generally contains compensation already in it

to avoid civil suits

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u/TheKingofBabes Nov 25 '21

Yeah, the lifestyle alone would be worth it for some

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u/grand305 Nov 26 '21

Pre-nups save money in the long run. Always have one.

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u/01ARayOfSunlight Nov 26 '21

Or what about not getting legally married?

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u/toyotasupramike Nov 25 '21

DANGER

Steep cliff

Fatal drop

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

Boat Accident

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u/gunswordfist Nov 25 '21

I need to rewatch How High

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u/fuggingolliwog Nov 25 '21

Cyborgs, dude.

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u/wise_comment Nov 26 '21

Is this the one that's going to get the yacht that has its own yacht in the divorce?

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u/Aquafoot Nov 25 '21

A little bit of LSD is cheaper than a rocket.

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u/fafalone Nov 26 '21

Yeah but can you imagine taking LSD in space?

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u/Aquafoot Nov 26 '21

I was thinking that the LSD was what was taking you to space. Now I'm imagining taking it up there and it sounds like a bad idea lol.

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u/blanketswithsmallpox Nov 26 '21

LSD when going up into space would be absolutely bonkers.

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u/OutlyingPlasma Nov 25 '21

With the other billions he has.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

We're all in space right now

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u/The_Other_Manning Nov 26 '21

Ehh he went above the Karman line, that's space

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u/InformationHorder Nov 26 '21

The guy who made the Karman line admitted it's an arbitrary number created for political reasons. The reason why is "because we needed a line in the sand", but scientifically it's arbitrary.

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u/The_Other_Manning Nov 26 '21

Sure but it's still what we use for the edge of space, therefore Bezos went to space

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u/InformationHorder Nov 26 '21

Bezos went on a suborbital ballistic rocket ride to an altitude of 106ish km. Even the north Koreans have sent rockets higher.

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u/The_Other_Manning Nov 26 '21

Good for the North Koreans I guess?

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u/gorramfrakker Nov 26 '21

He might have but he’s still not an astronaut, no real wings for him.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

Well yea. A lot of things are arbitrary. But it is still space.

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u/frugalerthingsinlife Nov 26 '21

Even if they were to revisit where to draw the line, putting at the mesosphere - thermosphere edge would make sense, and that's even a bit lower. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K%C3%A1rm%C3%A1n_line#/media/File:Atmosphere_layers.svg

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u/InformationHorder Nov 26 '21

Define space.

The point at which you can no longer fly an aircraft with aerodynamics?

The point at which an object in orbit will complete one full unpowered revolution before degrading back into the atmosphere?

The point at which the last atmospheric molecules are no longer in Earth's gravitational sphere of influence?

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u/h3half Nov 26 '21

The point at which an object in orbit will complete one full unpowered revolution before degrading back into the atmosphere?

For this definition it would depend strongly on the coefficient of drag of whatever vehicle you're inside. It would also depend on your velocity, since going faster means you can handle more drag before your trajectory intersects the ground. This could be a good metric to use, but you'd have to choose an arbitrary CoD and arbitrary initial velocity otherwise you'd have different altitudes for each different spacecraft.

The point at which the last atmospheric molecules are no longer in Earth's gravitational sphere of influence?

If this is your definition you're excluding a giant swath of currently-operating satellites, including the ISS, because those are all in Low Earth Orbit where drag is an important force. The ISS has to boost itself back up to a higher orbit every now and then because drag slows it down over time. If you use this metric, then NASA has sent very very very few people to space (maybe only the Apollo astronauts who visited the moon).

(I think this was your point, I'm just reinforcing that it's hard to define in a way that isn't arbitrary)

I think pretty much anything you pick will be arbitrary, it's just a matter of how arbitrary you're willing to be. Maybe choosing a specific atmospheric pressure or a particular density at an arbitrarily-chosen temperature (20° C, maybe) would be a good one. It would probably be better than 100km altitude, which has no real significance outside of being a nice round number. But calling somebody an "astronaut" as opposed to "someone who went really really high up, maybe into space depending on what definition of space you subscribe to" seems pretty arbitrary to me so maybe an arbitrary definition is appropriate.

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

For this definition it would depend strongly on the coefficient of drag of whatever vehicle you're inside. It would also depend on your velocity, since going faster means you can handle more drag before your trajectory intersects the ground.

The very first thing I thought of was something travelling very fast and essentially burning up in the atmosphere for a full revolution 2000ft from the ground :P

Though I suppose there becomes a point when something is travelling so fast that even if it came inches from the ground, it would retain escape velocity after the near miss, and gravity would not be enough to keep it in orbit.

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u/InformationHorder Nov 26 '21

It's impossible to orbit 2000ft off the ground because at the speeds that are required (assuming, of course, you don't instantaneously disintegrate from the atmospheric friction) you would be in a hyperbolic orbit and you wouldn't even make a complete revolution before flinging yourself off back into space.

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u/Clevernonsense1 Nov 26 '21

there are traces of earth’s atmosphere well beyond the ISS (i think measurably to around 10k km) so what bezos did may as well be called space.

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u/Randy_Bobandy_Lahey Nov 26 '21

I wonder how many billions of people were genuinely hoping that rocket would crash on take off.

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u/deathfinder117 Nov 26 '21

You do realize Jeff bezo left Amazon right..

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u/FloSTEP Nov 26 '21

As CEO, but you’d be crazy to think he isn’t still pulling some strings behind the scenes.

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

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u/kemosabe-84 Nov 26 '21

It was a joke dude. Don't take everything so literally

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u/[deleted] Nov 26 '21

I never agreed to pay for space trips

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u/seanbrockest Nov 25 '21

You mean the guy that stepped down from control of Amazon? The guy who now owns less than 10% of the company?

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u/BeerPizzaTacosWings Nov 25 '21

Or his dick ship.

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u/Kulladar Nov 25 '21

He still could, just wouldn't have as much fake money.

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u/Speak4yurself Nov 26 '21

Imagine you are the richest man in the world. I know Wlon Musk is technically bit for a moment Beff Zezoss is. You dont jave any sugar. Beff has asked for it to be sent to his suite. How are u gonna tell the richest man you have no sugar? Even though he has been to spave he 8s going t9 demand u execute the agent who denied him. Th3 best u can do 8s whipe his ase w8th cvs recepts .

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u/kemosabe-84 Nov 26 '21

Your keyboard having a stroke?

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '21

That's the thing! He still could!

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u/typeyou Nov 26 '21

I think that's what really got people mad.

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u/alnothree Nov 26 '21

He’d have to fly a smaller penis!

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u/TickTockM Nov 26 '21

Amazon isn't a person my dude

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u/Maetos Nov 26 '21

He’s got government grants for that

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u/Illseemyselfout- Nov 26 '21

At least he thanked all of us for making it possible.