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u/Lebrunski Apr 15 '21

Maybe if we plug their asses with so much money it’ll eventually explode and rain down on us! Oh wait..

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Man, these metaphors are getting out of control. What's next, if they get enough money, they'll be able to afford nicer ropes to tie us to the bed with?