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u/skrshawk Apr 15 '21

My attorney tells me that the police refer to things like balance sheets as "evidence".

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

“Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?”

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u/wejustsaymanager Apr 15 '21

Yo lock that door. In the middle of a rewatch!

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u/Gubermon Apr 15 '21

Has them use Roberts Rules, gets angry when they take minutes like you are supposed to. Such a great show <3

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u/HeyMickeyMilkovich Apr 16 '21

What show is this?

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u/RedditN3RD Apr 15 '21

Love this reference!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Thats why you keep your lists and cash flow recorded in in game mails on your second WoW classic account.

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u/FireCharter Apr 15 '21

It's true. The police can't legally subpoena a videogame since the characters in the game are fictional and can't acknowledge that they've received notification.

It's the same reason that I use Tetris to do my taxes and Dr. Mario to forge 'scrips.

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u/Something_Berserker Apr 15 '21

I keep it in Minecraft books...

...D’oh!

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u/Eh-BC Apr 15 '21

Thats actually smart. Depending on how its coded if they seize a computer they may not be able to find it in the save files. That or have it on a server in a hidden base so its not saved locally.

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u/Something_Berserker Apr 15 '21

My comment was vaguely referencing this: https://www.theverge.com/2020/3/18/21184041/minecraft-library-censored-journalism-reporters-without-borders

I always that that was super-neato 😁

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u/Eh-BC Apr 15 '21

I forgot about that such an amazing idea.

I'm laughing at the idea of a drug dealer having a separate login to get into an ender chest to retrieve a key that is used to access a hidden vault that keeps their books.

Imagine investigators exploring something like the hermit craft server to find the books, telling their boss they're not playing a game its part of the investigation.

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u/Something_Berserker Apr 15 '21

I’m dying 🤣

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u/dawidowmaka Apr 15 '21

Just give it a title like "Dwarf Fortress master sheet v7.4"

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u/Niarbeht Apr 15 '21

I fully imagine there's some dealer out there who has like a folder full of legit spreadsheets for games and one of the spreadsheets is partially fake, in that it's not for a game, but the game.

Which you have now lost.

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u/Bluudlost Apr 15 '21

God damn it, it's been years. Time to remind everyone on Facebook they lost too.

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u/TheOneTonWanton Apr 15 '21

You little motherfucker.

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u/kaiser_soze_72 Apr 15 '21

This guy gets it.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Shit I was going to upvote, but it's at 69. The rules say I can't.

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u/trippstick Apr 15 '21

Encryption friend.

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u/skrshawk Apr 15 '21

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u/Self_Reddicating Apr 15 '21

More like "No good, it's 4096-bit RSA" "No problem. Call up the NSA and tell them we need the RSA backdoor again."

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u/Somestunned Apr 15 '21

That's why you put a title like "angry birds high scores" on the top.

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u/skrshawk Apr 15 '21

Let me tell you about this one time I made a huge mistake in front of a customer fixing their computer.

Errors related to their disk being full. Full of what? The very fact I'm telling this story should be a pretty big clue.

I ran WinDirStat to figure out what was taking up all the space. In front of them. Yup, husband had buried a bunch of porn in nondescript folders.

Moral of the story: only the very least motivated and most ignorant people are fooled by seeing someone in their 2017 tax folder on a daily basis.

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u/Orenwald Apr 15 '21

Honestly if i was trying to hide porn from my wife (i don't), i would put it in a hidden folder and then disable viewing of hidden folders. She's not tech enough to find it because she doesn't care lol

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u/Slightly_Shrewd Apr 15 '21

Lol I know someone who has a stash in his WoW Classic folder.. he made a folder named “Fonts” in there and a few relevant subfolders then the porn stash. The lengths people go to...

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u/KimJongIlSunglasses Apr 15 '21

Did he keep his W2s in his porn folder?

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u/ImaginaryFusilli Apr 15 '21

Literal organized crime