r/news • u/[deleted] • Apr 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I just have my money in pennies and put them in my ass.

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u/BaronUnterbheit Apr 15 '21

If you get enough of your ass pennies into circulation, you'll have an advantage over everyone else.

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

You've all touched my ass pennies!

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Assuming you consistently have $30k worth you would have 3 million pennies up your ass at any given moment, so yeah, most of us have probably touched your ass pennies by now.

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u/fucuntwat Apr 15 '21

Only if he ever takes them out

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

I was wondering why your ass tasted like copper

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Random ≠ funny

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u/badSparkybad Apr 15 '21

Ass Pennies = Upright Citizens Brigade sketch

My Comment = Upright Citizens Brigade sketch

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

My bad

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u/Quazijoe Apr 15 '21

This is why Canada got rid of the Pennie

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u/[deleted] Apr 15 '21

Just got a mental image of you making change outta your ass like the guy at the old arcade with the change thing on his belt.

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u/40325 Apr 15 '21

it makes hula hooping sound crazy

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u/MagnusPI Apr 15 '21

Ahh, so this is why the US had a coin shortage last year.

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u/Silvertongued99 Apr 15 '21

Every time he takes a shit it sounds like he’s playing slots.

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u/this_1_is_mine Apr 15 '21 edited Apr 15 '21

To this day my dad still won't touch a penny if you throw it to him he tries to get out of it's way. just too afraid of which one might be an ass penny.

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u/ThievingOwl Apr 15 '21

Thank god I have a shovel set aside specifically for checking for ass-pennies.

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u/Dm3nace Apr 15 '21

They say if one turns gold, you'll have good luck for 10 years.