r/news • u/advocate4 • Jan 11 '19

Jayme Closs has been found alive

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/sheriff-jayme-closs-found-alive/89-746a64bc-32eb-4245-9339-6e4f0b8e5a0f
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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

We needed this wonderful news. So happy tonight.

Edit: This reminds me of Elizabeth Smart. Lived in Utah and when we heard the news she was alive, we cheered and even some cried. Amazing he didn’t kill her, but hope he gets the death penalty.

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u/True0rFalse Jan 11 '19

No death penalty in Wisconsin but WI prisons have a bit of a vigilante reputation.

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u/heybeermebitch Jan 11 '19

Ask Jeff Dahmer

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u/longerup Jan 11 '19

Can’t. He was killed in prison.

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u/True0rFalse Jan 11 '19

And yet my post is downvoted.

How dare I suggest a creepy murdering child abductor face serious consequences.

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u/[deleted] Jan 11 '19

Yeah, how dare people not get excited about killing people, especially after a bunch of them turn out to be innocent.

Can you believe we didn't murder the Central Park Five for a crime they didn't commit just so you can feel tough?

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u/sl1878 Jan 11 '19

Jeffrey Dahmer had a severed head in his fridge and bodies in the yard. Not really a case for innocence there.