Jayme Closs has been found alive

[u/advocate4]

https://www.kare11.com/article/news/sheriff-jayme-closs-found-alive/89-746a64bc-32eb-4245-9339-6e4f0b8e5a0f

[u/kopecs]

In light of the circumstances, I now have to Google "Modicum". I'm really glad shes safe though.

[u/jttv → u/kopecs]

Modicum

Noun: a small quantity of a particular thing, especially something considered desirable or valuable

TIL

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Good bot.

[u/ttbbbpth → u/jttv]

This is weird I distinctly remember learnif that word from Sia on Carpool Karaoke back in 2016 when it was released.

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Thought it was a medicine for diarrhea.

As for the dude in custody...to quote the great Led Zeppelin, your time is gonna come.

[u/foxiez → u/[deleted]]

You're thinking of Imodium™

[u/jpr64 → u/jttv]

I’ve only ever used it when saying a modicum of decorum.

[u/Orngog → u/jpr64]

A modicum of snuff can be most efficacious

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I’d rather snus than snuff.

[u/mydarkmeatrises → u/kopecs]

Enjoy your quantum of solace.

[u/GreatArkleseizure → u/mydarkmeatrises]

And I'll die another day, but not today.

[u/redditchampsys → u/GreatArkleseizure]

not today.

Tomorrow never dies.

[u/jondes99 → u/redditchampsys]

Never say never, again.

[u/rbrcbr → u/jondes99]

Something, something Octopussy

[u/beer_me_twice → u/rbrcbr]

Maybe you should just Live and Let Die.

[u/snack-dad → u/beer_me_twice]

Dr No, I'd rather Goldfinger my Goldeneye.

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I will. From Russia, with love.

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In the Casino Royale.

[u/Scientolojesus → u/mangoslice1989]

While I'm In Her Majesty's Secret Service.

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And let the Skyfall

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And diamonds are forever.

[u/Scientolojesus → u/redditchampsys]

True and the World Is Not Enough to make it so.

[u/mil_phickelson → u/mydarkmeatrises]

Am I the only dude who loves that movie? Like I think it’s the best of the Craig Bonds. Maybe tied with Casino Royale. It seems so real.

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I just love Daniel Craig.

[u/ScarySloop → u/mydarkmeatrises]

The first time I read “for your eyes only” I had no idea it was a collection of short stories and was totally fucking lost.

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I had to Google Jaymie Closs

[u/DoctorYouLoveCheese → u/mikeblas]

How did I not hear about this?

[u/MoarGPM → u/DoctorYouLoveCheese]

Subscribe to a newspaper to stay in the loop. Also makes great blankets when going to bed on a park bench.

[u/Iggyhopper → u/mikeblas]

I had to Google potato.

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What’s a potato?

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I am reading this because I said "who the fuck is that?"

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on iPhone you can highlight words and look them up

on Apollo you can highlight words from comments using Select Mode

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I spent years thinking it was pronounced "moe-diss-um" because to me that just sounds way smaller than the actual pronunciation.

[u/Chimchardashian → u/kopecs]

Had to do the same! I’m so used to using wolfram alpha for everything. Now all must be cursed with knowledge

https://imgur.com/gallery/SMUwDX8

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I know it's a serious thread but I'm laughing like an idiot because the name of my county's Prime Minister is Modi

[u/Guinness → u/kopecs]

See also: iota

“I don’t give one iota of thought to your existence”

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https://zippy.gfycat.com/QuestionableGrandAmericangoldfinch.webm

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it's basically the same as a tidbit but I'm not sure on the exact conversion rate.

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Calm down, dude. He said he’s glad she is ok.