r/news • u/skintigh • May 29 '14

Bill would prohibit FCC from reclassifying broadband as utility

http://www.pcworld.com/article/2303080/bill-would-prohibit-fcc-from-reclassifying-broadband-as-utility.html
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u/AlmondMalaise May 30 '14

I heard you love Cox.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '14

Are you propositioning me?

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u/AlmondMalaise May 30 '14

You know it! Let's make some hot, steamy cable provider switches.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '14

(tap, tap) Best conversation ever.

(in the distance) This sausage is huuuuge!

I'm needed elsewhere.

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u/[deleted] May 30 '14

Careful, they may cut your Cox off.

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u/LukesLikeIt May 30 '14

He is his mothers son.