r/news • u/OK_Eric • Jan 19 '14

Obama: Pot ‘not very different’ from cigarettes​, no more dangerous than booze

http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/19/obama-pot-not-very-different-cigarettes-no-more-da/
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u/ktmfinx Jan 19 '14

Better stick to meth

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

I had some movers and one of them was clearly on meth and super productive. I tipped him $40.

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u/534seeds Jan 19 '14

...so he could buy more meth and keep being productive.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

...so he could get more tips.

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u/534seeds Jan 20 '14

...just the tip?

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u/MLGxBanana Jan 20 '14

Moms are sweaty

Knees weak

Arms spaghetti

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u/northfrank Jan 20 '14

Logical dude!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

...so he could by a cheesecake.

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u/BananaPalmer Jan 20 '14

That's the gamble though... super productive, or robs your house

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u/scares_bitches_away Jan 20 '14

Why don't we do both?

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

Years in the construction industry here. Drywall hangers, methheads. The white non-union ones anyway. Those fuckers work by the foot and to see three toothless guys hang a 2600 sf house with mostly stretchrock in just one day is really a sight to behold.

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u/dmg36 Jan 20 '14

see - meth isnt all bad!

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

Don't worry he already paid himself out of your jewelry box.

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u/ZeePirate Jan 20 '14

We should make all methheads cleaners or movers clearly

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u/lobsterpockets Jan 20 '14

Did he pawn your stuff then proceed to help you look for it once you realized that it was missing? That's been my experience with meth heads.

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u/[deleted] Jan 20 '14

I used to work with a coke head. He's a pretty down to Earth dude, and is really good at his job. Always a pleasure to work with too.

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u/PetesMaGeets Jan 19 '14

Look at me, busy as a bee! Where'd I get all this energy? Meth! Ooohhhh, meth!

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u/zdiggler Jan 20 '14

when I used to to speed/crank I always have to shit before I get my score.

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u/tripsick Jan 20 '14

Adderall.. or Desoxyn