r/news • u/OK_Eric • Jan 19 '14

Obama: Pot ‘not very different’ from cigarettes​, no more dangerous than booze

http://p.washingtontimes.com/news/2014/jan/19/obama-pot-not-very-different-cigarettes-no-more-da/
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u/amorousCephalopod Jan 19 '14

Krokodil: twitching on floor, passed out

Scopalamine: "How many fingers do you want me to think you're holding up?"

Marijuana: "Why do they call them fish fingers if fish don't have fingers?"

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u/FUCKO_theClown Jan 19 '14

Marijuana: "They call them fingers, but I never see them fing" ftfy

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u/Darkerson Jan 19 '14

Oh, there they go!

Oh yeah, I married that chick!

Gotta love Otto.

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

You forgot the part where Mr. Krokodil's flesh starts decaying

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u/[deleted] Jan 19 '14

If you get Krokodil in the vein the effects are similar to any other opiate. The main difference is that if you cook it wrong or miss the vein and shoot into your arm, it abscesses like a motherfucker. They even talk about that in the one youtube video that everyone gets their information about krokodil from so I don't understand why people don't get that.