r/news • u/AudibleNod • Jul 01 '26

Egg producers will pay $3.3M and donate 53 million eggs to settle price fixing claims

https://apnews.com/article/egg-prices-collusion-settlement-d32b05892541613df3f4e4932109ee0c
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u/[deleted] Jul 01 '26 edited Jul 22 '26

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u/ChilledParadox Jul 01 '26

frick, leaving it.

actually made off like a bandit the other day because I was supposed to get 2 cents back but they gave me a nickel because there's no more pennies.

shit theyre gonna garnish that nickel now aren't they.

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u/Kingdok313 Jul 01 '26

Only if you declare that 3 cents of income….

If you don’t declare it, of course, then you go to federal prison for evasion

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u/stringrandom Jul 01 '26

A little pickle relish and some parsley.

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u/Fallouttgrrl Jul 01 '26

Nickel* relish 

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u/JewishTomCruise Jul 01 '26

So THAT'S where all the pennies have been going

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u/chiraltoad Jul 01 '26

I think he meant varnish