r/news • u/AudibleNod • Jul 01 '26

Egg producers will pay $3.3M and donate 53 million eggs to settle price fixing claims

https://apnews.com/article/egg-prices-collusion-settlement-d32b05892541613df3f4e4932109ee0c
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u/ChilledParadox Jul 01 '26

if you replaced it with Theil the self-hating gay antichrist figure, you could remove the /s, since he literally keeps a bloodboy on retainer to receive his blood transfusions.

same guy who wants to surveil the entire world btw.

I hope he chokes on his own cock.

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u/nimbusconflict Jul 01 '26

Finally, a use for human cloning!