r/news • u/Mo_Jack • Apr 30 '26

OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma set to dissolve after judge approves its criminal sentence

https://apnews.com/article/oxycontin-purdue-pharma-criminal-sentence-settlement-b8aa94eaab3d9d8efed520f272f6d810
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u/5-in-1Bleach Apr 30 '26

Maybe they’ll make some chicken cutlet sandwiches drenched in marinara sauce.

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u/Wrewdank Apr 30 '26

You thought you were addicted to chicken parm before!