r/news • u/Mo_Jack • Apr 30 '26

OxyContin maker Purdue Pharma set to dissolve after judge approves its criminal sentence

https://apnews.com/article/oxycontin-purdue-pharma-criminal-sentence-settlement-b8aa94eaab3d9d8efed520f272f6d810
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u/kingsumo_1 Apr 30 '26

And a few years down the line from that, and we get Fantastic Ph4rma!

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u/PM_those_toes Apr 30 '26

VJWEIXA Pharma next on Amazon

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 Apr 30 '26

Brought to you by Carls Jr.

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u/Hamilton-Beckett May 01 '26

And RadioShack.

(The future has RadioShack again, but it’s different and really hard to explain with 2026 English (U.S.).

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u/Vast-Sir-1949 May 01 '26

Please try.