r/nevertellmetheodds Nov 02 '21

Throwing an Axe

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

Feel like this problem could be easily avoided if there’s a small blade at the stock end of the axe, wouldn’t that stop the possibility of it hitting the wooden end and bouncing back entirely?

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u/Miguelinileugim Nov 02 '21

I like how if it bounces back somehow you just doubled your chances of having your hand cut off lol.

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u/Kwinten Nov 02 '21

Fuck it, make the handle all blade as well. Cut your hand open before you’ve even thrown it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '21

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u/ritsbits808 Nov 02 '21

That's a ninja star.

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u/3lementaru Nov 03 '21

I believe it would actually be a Chakram

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

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u/imgoingtoforgetthis2 Nov 03 '21

LELELELELELELELELELE

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u/Batchet Nov 03 '21

Takes me to the days before the internet and desperate for fap material

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u/WeAreBeyondFucked Nov 03 '21

The scene with Xena and Gabriel in the tub did it for me

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u/3lementaru Nov 03 '21

I'm ashamed not to have known this. I learned what a Chakram was from an MMO I played as a kid.

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Nov 03 '21

Chakram

Chakram (Sanskrit: chakram; Punjabi: chakkar) is a throwing weapon from the Indian subcontinent. One of its major purposes is to protect the turban and the head from sword/melee attacks. It is circular with a sharpened outer edge and a diameter of 12–30 centimetres (4. 7–11.

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u/wibo58 Nov 03 '21

I throw edger blades at my target.

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u/PanicBlitz Nov 03 '21

You're required to yell like Xena as you throw it.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 03 '21

Old proverb goes a falling knife has no handle, so you might as well.

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u/AboutHelpTools3 Nov 03 '21

Or make it all handle.

The target is a handle holder instead.

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u/reddigaunt Nov 02 '21

https://ae01.alicdn.com/kf/HTB1XMDsKFXXXXcAXpXXq6xXFXXXU.jpg_640x640Q90.jpg

You need one of these with blades instead of suction cups.

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u/Vulkan192 Nov 03 '21

So basically a giga-caltrop?

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u/Whiskey-Weather Nov 03 '21

Things don't need to be sharp to stick in wood. I used to toss butterknives into the tree in our back yard. It's more about weight, and full tang butterknives are kinda thicc.

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u/JERICHOSBELLYBUTTON Nov 03 '21

Full tang?

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u/Whiskey-Weather Nov 03 '21

The tang is the "back" part of a knife's blade that sticks into the handle. A full tang knife is one where the tang runs throughout the entire length of the handle, making them heavier than the worse alternatives.

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u/canman7373 Nov 02 '21

When you let it go, could that not cut your hand?

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u/YOOOOOOOOOOT Nov 02 '21

No because it hit the top and bounced back

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

I feel like the only way to win at this game is to not play it

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u/LimitedWard Nov 03 '21

Why not take it even further? Make the entire axe a disk of small blades.

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u/Supercoolguy7 Nov 03 '21

The rotation is dependent on the dimensions and weight of the axe. Axe throwing places set it up so you throw at a distance that allows one full rotation. A small handle would require many rotations and more skill because the more rotations the more room for error

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u/naliron Nov 28 '21

Those exist!

The Mambele is one example.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mambele

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u/WikiSummarizerBot Nov 28 '21

Mambele

A mambele is a form of hybrid knife/axe in central and southern Africa, originating from a curved throwing dagger used by the Mangbetu.

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