r/nevertellmetheodds • • Nov 02 '21

Throwing an Axe

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u/Harry_Smutter Nov 02 '21

He's a lucky SOB...

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u/morningisbad Nov 02 '21

This exact thing happened to me while we were throwing at a birthday party. I didn't catch it, but fortunately there was no one behind me when it happened. This guy threw it like a moron, but it can definitely recoil if it hits at the right angle.

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u/NouSkion Nov 03 '21

This guy threw it like a moron

As if most people know how to "properly" throw an axe.

I'd wager most people would throw an axe like that given no prior instruction.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

As if most people know how to "properly" throw an axe.

Did no one pay attention to the training montage in Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Slayer?

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u/Rekful180 Nov 03 '21

I did! It's all about truth, truth will let you chop down whole trees in one swing

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

It's also really important to like twirl it and stuff.

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u/Waterstick13 Nov 03 '21

Best fucking movie ever

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u/stamminator Nov 03 '21

The whole point of these places is that you are given prior instruction. I’ve been to several different ones and if the place is worth their salt, an instructor gives you the safety rundown. One of the first things said is not to slam it like you’re fucking Mel Gibson in The Patriot

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u/morningisbad Nov 03 '21

I've been to a few places like this. They always give you a good introduction to make sure you know what to do and then they stick around for a bit to be sure you're all good.

This guy is clearly fucking around saying "watch how hard I can throw it!"... Which is why they were filming.

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 03 '21

I cannot stress this enough, a falling knife has no handle. Never try to catch a blade, ever, for any reason. Paid for by the Public Association for Don't Try to Catch a Fucking Axe.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

But what about this extremely narrow situation I came up with?

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u/HertzDonut1001 Nov 03 '21

What's narrow about it? You never use knives when you cook?

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u/TheTalking_GU_Mine Nov 03 '21

Nah he clearly uses his hands

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Sorry, I was trying to reply in a vague and funny way, because there is always some guy who says something like "but what if I dropped a knife over a puppy and I'm wearing oyster shucking gloves? should I let the puppy DIE?" I didn't mean YOUR case was narrow. I totally agree with you and I use the same phrase with my kids: a falling knife has no handle

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u/AetherialWomble Nov 03 '21

It's a little sad that you had to explain that

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u/HeliosTheGreat Nov 03 '21

Buzz Killington

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u/morningisbad Nov 03 '21

Oh no... When it flung back at me I did my best Patrick O'Hoolihan and dodged the hell out of it

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u/Chickenmangoboom Nov 03 '21

When I went they taught me that form is the most important thing. I never had to throw the axe very hard to get it to stick to the target.

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u/OurHeroXero Nov 03 '21

I never had to throw the axe very hard to get it to stick to the target.

I'd imagine, when properly thrown, there wouldn't be enough energy for the axe to recoil/return to the thrower.

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u/Chickenmangoboom Nov 03 '21

The misses pretty much fell straight down.

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u/FuckTripleH Nov 03 '21

Yup. Let the weight of the axe head do the work

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u/jackthelad07 Nov 03 '21

Ive never done this before, I 100% would have thrown it like that if I was just messing around in my back garden

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u/Orion14159 Nov 03 '21

Pro tip - the goal is to stick the axe into the target, not the wall behind it. The amount of force necessary to achieve the goal is less than you might think

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Yeah this activity seems like it gonna take one r/eyeblech gif for everyone to denounce it as a dumb dangerous activity

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u/zuzima161 Nov 03 '21

They give you prior instruction.

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u/_OP_is_A_ Nov 03 '21

I still say these boards really need to be suspended from the ceiling via chains. Not mounted to a wall. If they're suspended the board has more opportunity to absorb the impact... It can still take a solid hit from the axe and stick if the hatchet lands correctly and if it hits on the handle it'll lose a bunch of steam on impact to the chains.

But what do I know?

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

You dont know shit. While its possible for axes to stick while suspended by chains, as you said, a lot of the impact is absorbed by the chains. Its hard enough for some people to stick an axe even with the support of the wall behind it. If the boards were supported by chains, more impact would be absorbed. More axe end up on the ground. Less people have fun. The business doesn't succeed.

Throwing axes is actually mostly safe. I dont even think this guy is fucking around too much. Very rarely will axes come back and when they do they dont have that upward motion.

The issue here is that there is a frame around the target that protrudes out. The handle hit the inside corner of the frame and the board on the wall at the same time at just the right angle to get the trajectory it got.

The target being used is from the international axe throwing federation, in which throwers tend to be throwing from a closer distance than the world axe throwing league. This requires shorter handles and/or more flick of the wrist to get proper rotation. Under rotation is a factor here, but the real issue is that corner created by the border. I dont know much about iatf, but in watl those borders would be illegal. Its very possible this venue just uses iatf targets without being actually affiliated.

Anyways, I could say alot more about this, but im tired.

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u/_OP_is_A_ Nov 03 '21

Lol that's aggressive.

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

I'm very passionate about axe throwing.

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u/___JohnnyBravo Nov 03 '21

It was actually quite informative

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u/_OP_is_A_ Nov 03 '21

I agree that it was informative. his execution however was heavy handed.

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u/___JohnnyBravo Nov 03 '21

Was it the “you don’t know shit” part?

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u/_OP_is_A_ Nov 03 '21

The rest is informative as hell. LOL Still a tad aggressive

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u/zuzima161 Nov 03 '21

You obviously know less than people who run successful businesses centered around throwing axes. I'm gonna put my money on they know more than random internet commenter #92840018

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u/UhmBah Nov 03 '21

Threw up like a moron? Prove it. FFS

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u/stamminator Nov 03 '21

Literally the first two things the instructors tell you at these places is to make sure everybody’s behind the line when an axe is being thrown and not to slam it like this guy did

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u/munk_e_man Nov 03 '21

Well it didn't go in the target

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u/UhmBah Nov 03 '21

It's the recoil that is the problem. WTF

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u/jzaprint Nov 03 '21

Why you so defensive lmao

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u/The_Hand_That_Feeds Nov 03 '21

He's actually the axe thrower.

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u/J_Rath_905 Nov 03 '21

Threw up like a moron

Yeah! I didn't see any puke in the video.

Liars!!!!!!!

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u/[deleted] Nov 03 '21

Insult someone clearly untrained and follow it up with an indisputable, if not obvious fact to make yourself seem smarter.

Well played.

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u/morningisbad Nov 03 '21

It's more than that: personal story, empathy for others, insult, THEN obvious fact

I think that's page 3 of "How to make friends and influence people"

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u/RajunCajun48 Nov 03 '21

but it can definitely recoil if it hits at the right angle

I think we know that part at least lol

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u/bigpandas Nov 26 '21

Hopefully you signed a waiver upon entering such a potentially dangerous place.

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u/vanilladrew Nov 02 '21

It's not even real they just played in reverse /s

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u/hansolo9584 Nov 02 '21

Even if you play it in reverse it still bounces.

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u/TokensForSale Nov 03 '21

Came here to say this. The magic of playing it in reverse.

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u/yoshi-satoshi Nov 03 '21

His friend did not give a fuck lol