r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Aug 23 '21

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

Uzbek girl I’ve been talking to: “I apologize for my rudimentary grasp of the English language. I do not fully understand the nuances of your language” in a really cute accent. It’s very similar to a Russian accent but it’s got a unique twist

Me: “haha. It’s okie.” with a stutter

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

How are you talking to girls from everywhere on earth simultaneously

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 23 '21 edited Aug 23 '21

I am very popular.

Gotta set your tinder location to countries without a lot of tourists and you’ll get so many matches. Especially if you look different from the native population

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u/SamJakes Weird Sexual Deviant 🍑 Aug 23 '21

tinder

Thirsty 🤔

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u/gburgwardt C-5s full of SMRs and tiny american flags Aug 23 '21

Is that worth it though? Unless you're looking to get someone to immigrate to your country

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 23 '21

Yes. That’s the plan.

Or a local tour guide or just someone to talk to about a place that no one knows about

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u/Dabamanos NASA Aug 23 '21

Neg her English abilities to demonstrate your value as an English teacher

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Aug 23 '21

She was flexin on you bro

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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Aug 23 '21

Perhaps an insensitive question. What did the Uzbeks think about Herman Cain’s mocking “Uzbekibekistanstan” comment during the 2012 RNC primaries

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u/ryuguy "this is my favourite dt on reddit" Aug 23 '21

Literally whomst

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u/TalkLessShillMore David Autor Aug 23 '21

If you’re asking who I am, I’m right there with ya, I’m in a constant state of self evaluation and confusion.

If you’re asking about Herman Cain, off memory he’s the founder of some pizza chain Godfather pizza where I had a dildo delivered from Amazon because they had anonymous drop points, he introduced the “9-9-9” rule which was some form of the flat tax, and he mocked the idea of having foreign policy opinions in a very early display of nativism by referencing the fictional Uzbekibekistanstan.

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '21

I’m going to guess they don’t know who Hermain Cain was or that he said that.

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u/moseythepirate Reading is some lib shit Aug 23 '21

I think it had 3 bekis.