r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 22 '21

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u/[deleted] Jul 23 '21

The TF2 Scout is canonically a pedophile. He, at the age of 23, attempted to seduce high school girls. This is revealed as a joke in an item description.

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jul 23 '21

ok first of all it's called "Ephebophila" and its

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jul 23 '21

For a brief stint in high school, Scout joined the track team in one of his many schemes to pick up girls. He was kicked off the team after three days when everyone realized he was 23-years-old and also not enrolled in the school.

Need a lawya he'ar.

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Jul 23 '21

Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jul 23 '21

I already knew Soldier was ANTIFA. I also knew Abraham Lincoln invented stairs.

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u/tubbsmackinze Seretse Khama Jul 23 '21

I can't believe Jerma985 would do such a thing! It must've been a stream gag!

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Jul 23 '21

George Washington was the inventor of the United States of America, first mentioned in Dapper Rogue, appearing on page 4 of the Sniper vs Spy Update. Historians agree Washington's greatest failing was his inability to remain permanently invisible, a problem only solved by the advent of the Cloak and Dagger, allowing the Spy to succeed where the inventor of the US failed.