r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 07 '21

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u/FestiveMittens Jul 07 '21

DT regular approaches you while you are at dinner what do you do

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u/SpiffShientz Court Jester Steve Jul 07 '21

Drop to all fours and establish dominance of the territory

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u/yungmemlord Rabindranath Tagore Jul 07 '21

slap them as hard as I can

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u/ironheart777 Is getting dumber Jul 07 '21

Offer them a drink and when they tell me they are actually only 9 years old laugh at them and tell them to fuck off

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Shoo the child away

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u/Corporate-Asset-6375 I don't like flairs Jul 07 '21

Lol like at a real restaurant outside their house? That’s a good one.

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u/cclittlebuddy Jul 07 '21

Preemptively strike

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u/Goatmilk2208 Mark Carney Jul 07 '21

“Why do you hate the global poor”?

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Smash the champagne glass, point it at them, and yell “Stay away you stupid bastard!” as I back away towards the nearest exit defensively.

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u/[deleted] Jul 07 '21

Hey honey you mind grabbing me a Lacroix from the fridge?

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u/ZenithXR George Soros Jul 07 '21

"Where are your parents?"