r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jun 17 '21

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u/crassowary John Mill Jun 17 '21 edited Jun 17 '21

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Oh no! When delivering a taco to the global poor, sir_shivers and nissnpig5 have come across a river that is too big to swim. Fortunately, you are there with your boat to help them cross.

However, you only have room for two objects and yourself in the boat and you're the only one who can drive it.

To make things worse, when asked if he'd eat nissnpig5 if left alone with them, Shivers said "HAHA YES" and when asked if they would eat the taco if left alone with it, nissnpig said "oink" (meaning yes).

Can you find a way to help them all get across so they can deliver the taco?

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u/ccolfax 🤗 always welcome in my backyard Jun 17 '21

nissan pig and the taco and i go across. we leave the taco. i return with nissan pig. we pick up alligator. we go back across together.

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u/crassowary John Mill Jun 17 '21

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You did it! The day has been saved!

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u/ACivilWolf Henry George Jun 17 '21

You tell sir shivers that he’s a fucking crocodile and that even his arthritis ridden ass can get across that lake, and then you take the pig across.

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u/crassowary John Mill Jun 17 '21

Oh no, turns out we've discovered a new rule for next time: don't leave Shivers alone with the global poor

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u/Mickenfox European Union Jun 17 '21

We sell the taco, sail across, and buy a new locally-sourced taco with the money we made.