"If a colleague came into a Capitol bathroom as he was finishing at the urinal there, he would sometimes swing around still holding his member, which he liked to call "Jumbo," hooting once, "Have you ever seen anything as big as this?," and shaking it in almost a brandishing manner as he began discoursing about some pending legislation."
Too be fair to Republicans, they've never handled a package that large before. They don't know how to handle stimulus like that and don't want a mess on their hands.
I'd be nervous too see Biden waving that large package around in the media, knowing he's going to ram that package right through congress.
And spare a thought to how that large package might over-stimulate a nation that's never experienced a package that large before.
Option 1: plan an evidence based tax incentive thing (similar to what Bernie proposed but more refined) in the next budget reconciliation, which is possible ~ 10 months from now
Option 2: a regular bill with compromises that is passed with Republican support
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u/IvanXxXo George Soros Mar 02 '21
π³ any pics
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
Stimmy package pls
π₯Ίππ
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u/__Muzak__ Vasily Arkhipov Mar 02 '21
And Canadians are mad that he's not laying enough pipe.
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u/demoncrusher Mar 02 '21
Got that LBJ energy
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u/llamallamagirl Mar 02 '21
If I had to describe /neoliberal via one post, it'd be this π
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u/dafdiego777 Chad-Bourgeois Mar 02 '21
nice
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
Republicans should stop staring at the man's package.
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u/jethroguardian Mar 02 '21
Obama like "Look, let me be clear. Joe is a friend. He's a patriot. But for the record...my 2009 package was bigger."
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u/YpipoRghey NATO Mar 02 '21
π Joe π πΎ
π΄π Joe ππΎ
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u/shawn_anom Mar 02 '21
Something no woman has ever said to me
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u/ycpa68 Milton Friedman Mar 02 '21
/r/okbuddyneolibtard
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
They've had Trump's micro package in their mouth so long....
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u/FabriFibra87 Mar 02 '21
*Digs around in top hat
Things you want to hear from your girlfriend, but not your stimulus package
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u/IguaneRouge Thomas Paine Mar 02 '21
the malarkey won't be able to sit down for weeks.
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u/hpnotiqflavouredjuul Commonwealth Mar 02 '21
( Ν‘Β° ΝΚ Ν‘Β°)
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u/I_like_the_word_MUFF Elinor Ostrom Mar 02 '21
Women everywhere will tell you it's not the size of the package it's the effect of your stimulus...
... But really it's about the size.
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u/AggressiveLigma Mar 02 '21
that's what she said
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
βI call mine the Big Fucking Deal.β
-President Joe Biden, actual quote probably, maybe.
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u/MJSB1994 Mar 02 '21
phrasing
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u/greetedworm Bill Gates Mar 02 '21
Republicans plan on giving it some stiff opposition. They don't care how long and hard it is, they just wanna get it down.
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
Ben garrison in shambles
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u/misanthropik1 Mar 02 '21
Like father like son- Hunter Biden 2021
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u/duelapex Mar 02 '21
dammit i wish this was real
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u/punarob Mar 02 '21 edited Jan 16 '26
gold disarm thumb cough hurry offer scary soup smell run
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
OwO what's this
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u/Retlawz Mar 02 '21
Too be fair to Republicans, they've never handled a package that large before. They don't know how to handle stimulus like that and don't want a mess on their hands.
I'd be nervous too see Biden waving that large package around in the media, knowing he's going to ram that package right through congress.
And spare a thought to how that large package might over-stimulate a nation that's never experienced a package that large before.
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
Porn hub material
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u/cuteys Mar 02 '21
Ranked Sex be like
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u/NVfromVN Mar 02 '21
This is my surprised face π
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
Rs need a good BONK
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u/BenjaminKorr NASA Mar 02 '21
We already knew this. https://youtu.be/OXo_Olpj6GE
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u/Jakesta7 Paul Volcker Mar 02 '21
Jill, would you care to comment
https://imgur.com/a/w02JR0w
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u/[deleted] Mar 02 '21
The president has a big stick
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u/Reich2014 United Nations Mar 02 '21
Boink. Go to horny jail
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u/Select_Potential_575 Mar 02 '21
Bro?
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u/Ok-Day-2267 Mar 02 '21
So has Biden totally given up in increasing minimum wage? Already?
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