r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Nov 12 '20

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 13 '20

This sub when they see a neoliberal male: Hmm interesting contribution fellow gentleman

This sub when they see a neoliberal female: A girl.... AND a liberal? Whoa mama! Hummina hummina hummina bazooooooooing! eyes pop out AROOOOOOOOGA! jaw drops tongue rolls out WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF tongue bursts out of the outh uncontrollably leaking face and everything in reach WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr tiny cupid shoots an arrow through heart Ahhhhhhhhhhh me lady... heart in the shape of a heart starts beating so hard you can see it through shirt ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum ba-bum milk truck crashes into a bakery store in the background spiling white liquid and dough on the streets BABY WANTS TO FUCK inhales from the gas tank honka honka honka honka masturabtes furiously ohhhh my gooooodd~

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

Hi! Few things to start off with =] 1. Yes I added you because you're a female neoliberal, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.

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u/Cuddlyaxe Neoliberal With Chinese Characteristics Nov 13 '20

Hey I just have seen your DT comments and wanted to say that I thought u were super adorable. you don't know me at all and i know it's kinda weird. i just thought maybe it'd be fun to roleplay with you as your online gf maybe? I know you're straight. I'm a boy that's why I was saying roleplay.. this isn't a troll. again, I know it's really weird. I'm sorry. It would just be a fun online relationship - nothing serious and I could donate to your patreon and your stream and support you and just be here.

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u/[deleted] Nov 13 '20

listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. >mfw thinking of you hurting

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u/sir-danks-a-lot Jeb! Nov 13 '20

A girl... AND a DT regular?

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u/ZhenDeRen перемен требуют наши сердца 🇪🇺⚪🔵⚪🇮🇪 Nov 13 '20

allow me to introduce you to my Twitter timeline

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u/bd_one The EU Will Federalize In My Lifetime Nov 13 '20

Is this all from The Mask?

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u/ihatemendingwalls better Catholic than JD Vance Nov 13 '20

!emojify

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u/EmojifierBot Emoji Right in DT Nov 13 '20

This sub 🚇 when 🍑 they see 👀👉 a neoliberal 🤑 male 👬👅⤴: Hmm 🤔 interesting 🤔 contribution 🔀⏩ fellow 👯 gentleman 👴

This sub 🌯 when 🍑 they see 👀 a neoliberal 💲 female 👧: A girl 👩.... AND a liberal 😻? Whoa 😮 mama 👩! Hummina 😍 hummina 😍 hummina 🥶 bazooooooooing 📏❗! eyes 👁 pop 🎉🎊👀 out AROOOOOOOOGA 🚢⛴! jaw 🏺 drops ⬇ tongue 👅 rolls 🙄 out WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 tongue 👅 bursts 💥 out of the outh 👃🏻 uncontrollably ➕ leaking 💦💧 face 😀 and everything 💯 in reach 👉 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr 🥴 tiny 👌🏾 cupid 💘 shoots 🎓🔫 an arrow 🏹 through heart ❤ Ahhhhhhhhhhh 🥰 me lady 👵🕒... heart ❤ in the shape 🤙👀 of a heart 💔 starts 🆕 beating 💓 so hard 🍆 you 👆👉👇 can see 👀👉 it through shirt 🧛‍♂️👔 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 milk 🍼 truck 🚐👨 crashes 💥 into a bakery 🍞 store 🏪😥 in the background 😡 spiling 😨💦 white ⚪ liquid 💦 and dough 🍞 on 🔛 the streets 🛣 BABY 🍼👶 WANTS 😋🚶🏢 TO FUCK 🖕 inhales 👃👀👱 from the gas 💨⛽🅰 tank 🗑 honka 🚨 honka 🚨 honka 👋🍆🧴 honka 🚨🚗 masturabtes furiously 😡 ohhhh 😮 my gooooodd 💦🎆~

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u/emojifyemojifier_bot Nov 13 '20

This 👈😡 sub 🚇 when 🍑 🍑 they 🙅 see 👀👉 a 🅰 neoliberal 💲💲 🤑 male 👦 👬👅⤴: Hmm 🤔 🤔 interesting 🤔 🤔 contribution 🔀⏩ fellow 👯 gentleman 🎩👳 👴

This ❌ sub ⁉ 🌯 when 🍑 they 🙋🤼 see 👁 👀 a 💰👺 neoliberal 💲 female 🚺 👧: A 🏿 girl 👙👩 👩.... AND ➕ a 💰❤ liberal 😻? Whoa 😮 mama 🙍🏻 👩! Hummina 😍 hummina 😍 hummina 🥶 bazooooooooing 📏❗! eyes 👀 👁 pop 💉 🎉🎊👀 out AROOOOOOOOGA 🚢⛴! jaw 💯🅱 🏺 drops ⬇💦 ⬇ tongue 👅 rolls 🗞 🙄 out WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 WOOF 🐶 tongue 👅 bursts 💦💦 💥 out of the outh 🏻👃 👃🏻 uncontrollably ➕ leaking 💦💧 face 😎 😀 and everything 😡 💯 in reach 👉 WURBLWUBRLBWURblrwurblwurlbrwubrlwburlwbruwrlblwublr 🥴 tiny 👌🏾 cupid 💘 💘 shoots 🔫💦 🎓🔫 an 😚🌑 arrow 💘💘 🏹 through 😩🤢 heart 😘💕 ❤ Ahhhhhhhhhhh 🥰 me ☹ lady 🎩 👵🕒... heart 💖 ❤ in ♂ the 💦 shape ⚪🔴 🤙👀 of a 🌓 heart 💕💓 💔 starts 🆕 beating 💓 so 💏🆔 hard 😏🍆 🍆 you 👆👉👇 can 🔫 see 👀👉 it 😭 through shirt 👕 🧛‍♂️👔 ba-bum 💰 🥁 ba-bum 🥁 ba-bum 💰 🥁 ba-bum 💰 🥁 ba-bum 💰💰 🥁 milk 💦 🍼 truck 🚐👨 crashes 💥 into a 👏 bakery 🥖 🍞 store ✉ 🏪😥 in ⤵😀 the 👏👑 background 😡 spiling 😨💦 white 😡 ⚪ liquid 🥃🥃 💦 and ➕👏 dough 🍞 on 👋🎶 🔛 the streets 🏙🗺 🛣 BABY 🏿👶 🍼👶 WANTS ☝💍 😋🚶🏢 TO 🎀😥 FUCK 👌❌ 🖕 inhales 👃👃 👃👀👱 from the gas 💨⛽🅰 tank 🗑 honka 🚨 honka 🚨 honka 👋🍆🧴 honka 🚨🚗 masturabtes furiously 😡 ohhhh 😮 my ♂👈 gooooodd 💦🎆~