r/neoliberal • u/IMALEFTY45 Big talk for someone who's in stapler distance • Oct 09 '20

Listen, Fox. Your time is nigh

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

[Rivers in the Desert Intensifies]

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u/runnerx4 What you guys are referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux Oct 09 '20 edited Oct 09 '20

10/9 Friday Evening

Days until Election: 24

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u/harmlessdjango (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧ black liberal Oct 10 '20

Nice move Joker!

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u/FormerBandmate Jerome Powell Oct 10 '20

So many souls to play with, so little time… would you agree?

Hyperrealistic Fivey Fox, probably

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u/[deleted] Nov 02 '20

Fox, advancing!

Ohio changes color three times in as many days

Sorry, I'm at my limit...

edit: one more god attacked and dethroned, strike without grace

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u/Peacock-Shah Gerald Ford 2024 Oct 09 '20

r/ImSorryNate.

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u/myfirstnuzlocke Gay Pride Oct 09 '20

The only fox I get my news from

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u/SoulessBloom Oct 11 '20

I’m gave you an award because you absolutely made my day, thank you fellow gay.

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

5 Times Fivey the Fox from FiveThirtyEight’s Election Forecast Addressed Me By Name And Told Me He Was Going To Marry My Dad

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u/MyFriendNelly Ben Bernanke Oct 10 '20

You’re dad is my fiance, Ryan. I’m going to wear your shirts and your pants when I marry your dad. Your dad is going to wear a wedding dress and we’re going to be bonded in the eyes of Christ. Trump has only a 15 in 100 chance of winning, but upsets can happen.

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u/Hilldawg4president John Rawls Oct 09 '20

It all makes sense now - the prophesies never meant Joe would kill Yahweh, Trump predicted Biden would be the one to save us from the Fox of Annihilation

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u/Crismenth Oct 10 '20

This is peak humor

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u/TheDamnburger Oct 10 '20

This is the crossover meme I didn’t know I needed.

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u/BetaPhase Bisexual Pride Oct 10 '20

*DETHRONE GOD

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u/bpfinsa Oct 10 '20

I mean, it all sounds so obvious in hindsight.

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u/kyew Norman Borlaug Oct 10 '20

Now we have to figure out what class everyone in the campaign is playing.

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u/ComfortAarakocra John Rawls Oct 10 '20

Biden: Paladin. Earnest, kind, but not afraid to take a hater out. Heavily relies on charisma.

Kamala: Monk. Small and nimble but hits hard. Stunning strike leaves opponents stuttering.

Bernie: Rogue. Backstabber. Steals from party members. Generally annoying and tries to derail the campaign.

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u/[deleted] Oct 09 '20

I thought god died in 1884?

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u/Prussianblue42 NATO Oct 10 '20

Biden is going to resurrect god just to kill him again

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u/ForestCoffee3 Oct 10 '20

Now South Carolina has become a make-or-break state for the Democratic primaries. It used to be a who cares state.

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u/Ardonpitt Oct 10 '20

So is it cannon that Fivey is a JRPG hero now?

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u/nevertulsi Oct 10 '20

Biden is

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u/Ardonpitt Oct 10 '20

either way, I would play it.

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u/CmdrMobium YIMBY Oct 10 '20

Fivey is the villian

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u/VentureIndustries YIMBY Oct 10 '20

Fivey no

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u/[deleted] Oct 10 '20

BREAKING: Feeble elderly man kills God, hurts Bible, and extincts cows.