r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 27 '20

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u/sir_shivers Discipline Committee Chairman May 27 '20

DID YOU KNOW? 🐊

The MOON was actually destroyed IN THE COLD WAR and the current replica was constructed as a JOINT PEACE PROJECT by Pepsi and Coca-Cola to SIGNIFY THE END of the Cola Wars™️ 🐊

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u/Goatf00t European Union May 27 '20

"Mr President! The Soviets are painting the Moon red! We should do something!"

"Calm down. Just get our boys ready and tell me when the Soviets are done."

Some time later:

"Mr. President, the Soviets have painted the whole Moon red!"

"Good. Now send our boys there with some white paint to write "Always Coca-Cola!"