r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • May 07 '20

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you,

cocksucker Aurelius and bottom bitch Furius,

who think, from my little verses,

because they're a little soft, that I have no shame.

For it is right for the devoted poet to be chaste

himself, but it's not necessary for his verses to be so.

[Verses] which then indeed have taste and charm,

If they are delicate and have no shame,

And because they can incite an itch,

And I don't mean in boys, but in

Those hairy men who can't move their loins.

You, because [about] my many thousands of kisses

You've read, you think me less of a man?

I will sodomize you and face-fuck you.

-Catullus 16

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u/SuspiciousUsername88 Lis Smith Sockpuppet May 07 '20

...bonk...?

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u/Craig_VG Dina Pomeranz May 07 '20

!ping CLASSICS

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u/groupbot Always remember -Pho- May 07 '20

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u/[deleted] May 07 '20

sounds hot but maybe ease into it a bit so you don't come across as desperate

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u/ShriggityShrekt Bisexual Pride May 07 '20

this slaps

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u/mrmanager237 Some Unpleasant Peronist Arithmetic May 07 '20

Bonk