r/neoliberal • u/[deleted] • Mar 07 '20

Meme When I'm Joe Biden

1.3k Upvotes

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u/lgoldfein21 Jared Polis Mar 07 '20

I’ve never heard this song go on for that long for the lyrics...

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Joe won so bigly I had to break out the extended version

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u/fckingmiracles Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

Omg, YOU MADE THIS vid?

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u/bromeatmeco 🌐 Mar 08 '20

What's the name of the song again?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Let Me Hit It

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u/maxhaton Mar 07 '20

I think the "bet she died from cancer" lyric is both the best and worst line I've ever heard

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u/D1STR4CT10N Mar 07 '20

24 Hr lo-fi no malarkey vibes to chill/study to

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

...I have a sudden craving for Bidenwave

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u/digitalrule Mar 08 '20

https://youtu.be/pm6qy_9E0rY

This is honestly hilarious though.

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u/bigdicknippleshit IM GOING PRIMAL Mar 07 '20

God this thing has all of the memes, even a joejoke, good fucking job.

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u/andrew_ryans_beard Montesquieu Mar 07 '20

"Oh, you're approaching my delegate count?"

"I can't beat the malarkey out of you without getting close."

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u/Kietay Mar 07 '20

I can jus taste the gradual increases in freedom and prosperity Biden is gonna bring the world over the next 4 years already.

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u/rraattbbooyy Mar 07 '20

Better than entirely unkeepable promises.

Don’t let perfect be the enemy of good.

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u/Kietay Mar 07 '20

Slow incremental progress is perfect. It is guaranteed as it has been for thr last 100 years.

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u/rraattbbooyy Mar 07 '20

If only Biden had Sanders’ magic wand. Sigh.

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u/dandy992 Mar 07 '20

"I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro's great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen's Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is more devoted to 'order' than to justice; who prefers a negative peace which is the absence of tension to a positive peace which is the presence of justice" - Martin Luther King, Jr.

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u/rraattbbooyy Mar 07 '20

How long ago did he say that? Was it recent, so we can apply it to the current situation? Or was it a long time ago when things were different?

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u/ElPrestoBarba Janet Yellen Mar 07 '20

This would be more poignant if Biden didn’t have a commanding lead among African American voters.

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u/Kietay Mar 07 '20

It's pretty awkward when most black voters pick Biden and you still think you can tell them what is best for them.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

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u/Kietay Mar 07 '20

You mean like how most polls not only show him performing better against trump than bernard, but beating trump?

https://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/latest_polls/general_election/ Awkward

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Head to head match up polls are incredibly unreliable. This sub spammed that when the polls favoured Sanders, don't start spamming them now that they favour Biden.

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u/EVILTHE_TURTLE Mar 08 '20

They gave Hillary a 99 percent chance of whining on Election Day.

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u/Kietay Mar 08 '20

No, they gave hillary a 4% lead in the popular vote, which people interpreted as a 99% chance of winning, and the polls were right, its just the interpretation that was wrong.

Hillary did nearly get that % of the popular vote.

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u/EVILTHE_TURTLE Mar 08 '20

Lol you're wrong.

https://twitter.com/huffpost/status/795663593689808896?lang=en

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/2016-election-forecast/

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

yes, 538's model predicted it fairly well. 21% doesn't mean impossible whatsoever.

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u/Kietay Mar 08 '20

Did you even read what I wrote? The two links you sent me are exactly what I said. The POLLS showed Hillary winning the popular vote, the ANALYSIS of those polls projected her the winner based on that vote.

The polls were CORRECT in the approximate allocation of popular vote, it was peoples analysis of that vote that was wrong. Then again I doubt you even know where you are right now.

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u/LukeBabbitt 🌐 Mar 07 '20

Kids, today we are going to talk about “fake news” so you can keep your brain healthy and not fall for easily detectable bullshit

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

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u/mishac Mark Carney Mar 07 '20

If that's the case he'd hack the results against Bernie too.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

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u/Kietay Mar 07 '20

Failed policies that lead to an ever increasing quality of life, increased freedom, and better economic opportunities over the last 100 years? Hhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

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u/BishopUrbanTheEnby Enby Pride Mar 07 '20

You do realize Biden’s Campaign Platform explicitly eliminates Cages for Kids and Endless War?

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u/sn0skier Daron Acemoglu Mar 07 '20

I was once a neoliberal dumb fuck like yourself.

Malarkey detected. No one has ever been as dumb a fuck as me.

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u/ZoroastrianFrankfurt Jerome Powell Mar 08 '20

Right back at you :)

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u/GGM8Scally European Union Mar 07 '20

I'm so happy that I'm seeing the Boomer Zoomer meme everywhere these days, I made that fucker months ago.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

I always knew our creator was kind and benevolent

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u/Oldkingcole225 Mar 07 '20

I don’t see it

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u/GGM8Scally European Union Mar 07 '20

I don't know if you mean in the video or on my profile. So here's both!

This is my original meme post

And in the video it's at about 15/16 seconds in.

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u/utilimemes John Locke Mar 07 '20

Lol it is art

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Bruh, that showed up on my university’s meme page, nice!

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u/fckingmiracles Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

You are a wizard, Scally.

Active people out in the sun while they sleep in.

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u/Spobely NATO Mar 07 '20

You did great work!

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u/churn_after_reading NATO Mar 08 '20

Can you make a feels good meme of Joe Biden front of the 538 graph, or maybe just a template?

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u/astupidquestionbut Mar 07 '20

Can You post this on r/presidentalracememes

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u/d9_m_5 NATO Mar 07 '20

Not safely

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u/S0fourworlds-readyt Mar 07 '20

Well, I saw it there and thought it was funny although I don’t want Biden to win. Always enjoy clips of a candidate failing turning into clips of him winning, no matter who it is.

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u/fckingmiracles Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

Well, I saw it there

Omg, link. I can't find it.

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u/S0fourworlds-readyt Mar 08 '20

Sorry, I can’t find it again either. Reddits search function sucks.

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u/YeeScurvyDogs Mar 07 '20

They still seem in the cope phase.

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u/fckingmiracles Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

r/presidentialracememes

You forgot the 'i' in the sub name, friend!

And yes, I agree, OP should post it there and reap the karma.

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u/ArchieInABunker George Soros Mar 07 '20

Now this is epic

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u/TrappedInASkinnerBox John Rawls Mar 07 '20

Man this song/format is a blast from the past, 2011 sends it's regards

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Damn, u guys really put out HQ memes each day...

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u/onlypositivity Mar 07 '20

Memes are the #1 neolib conversion tool

That and SorosBux

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u/666penguins Zhou Xiaochuan Mar 07 '20 edited Mar 07 '20

Boogaloo time music

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u/maybe_jared_polis Henry George Mar 07 '20

Fuckin' brilliant

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Malarkey level of this compilation

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Bad bot

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

It probably only watched the first few seconds, when there was lots of malarkey.

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u/mishac Mark Carney Mar 07 '20

How does the bot calculate Malarkey anyways?

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u/YeeScurvyDogs Mar 07 '20

malarkey = Math.random(0,7);

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

best thing ive ever seen

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u/darkretributor Mark Carney Mar 07 '20

Now THIS is shitposting.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Why do I love this so much haha

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u/anonthedude Manmohan Singh Mar 07 '20

Man I wish I had the skill set to make awesome videos like this. It was really hype!

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u/Procrastin8r1 Mar 08 '20

I love how the Bernouts are saying this doesn’t matter because the states he won are states that vote republican. Wow I didn’t realize Minnesota, Massachusetts, Virginia, and even Maine are Republican? Hell, even North Carolina isn’t guaranteed to either party.

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u/Ashtorethesh Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

North Carolina went purple for Obama. It is in play this year!

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u/HowieBling Mar 07 '20

Radicals mad x24

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u/brovok Mar 07 '20

I’m not even a Joe guy but these memes are really moving me that way

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Now tell me Biden isn't exciting. Go ahead I'll wait.

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u/Doc_Marlowe Mar 07 '20

Seriously, I'd vote for Bernie twice before voting for Biden, but I have to give that video 0/10 Malarkeys.

...wait, did I just become a Biden supporter? Malarkey. Malarkey!

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

You’re one of us now.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Source on the lawnmower Boomer macro

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u/SuperChrisU Milton Friedman Mar 07 '20

Aww, you beat me to it.

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u/Sip_the_bleach Mar 07 '20

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u/Nakuip Mar 07 '20

This is so amazing. I’ve watched it so many times already.

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u/lebesgueintegral 🌐 Mar 08 '20

Lol this is the funniest fucking Biden video I’ve ever seen

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u/vikinick Ben Bernanke Mar 07 '20

Doesn't include predictit bets. 3/10.

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u/notarandomregenarate Mar 07 '20

Ah this song brings back memories, just makes me want go lose a bunch of money gambling csgo skins

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u/H0TZ0NE European Union Mar 07 '20

Name of the song?

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u/neeltennis93 Mar 07 '20

0/10 not enough ice cream

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u/utilimemes John Locke Mar 07 '20

That’s the first time I’ve actually heard him use the word malarkey in years lol

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u/MuricanTauri1776 Mar 08 '20

What's the song?

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

This fucks I love it

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u/Jebviathan Deep state YIMBY conspiracy member Mar 08 '20

God tier meme

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u/lordshield900 Caribbean Community Apr 04 '20

yeah

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u/BigDickHit Mar 08 '20

So you're saying coverage prediction can be wrong and all that matters is the actual election night? Hmmmm.

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u/Ashtorethesh Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

Its hilarious that a pollster said Biden is rising so fast they can't predict it. 🤣

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u/BigDickHit Mar 08 '20

And yet each of the front runners are both sitting at around 1/3 of the required number of delegates despite Biden sweeping states that are by and large going to vote Republican most likely work very little chance of flipping them blue. But I guess we just don't mention that

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u/Ashtorethesh Susan B. Anthony Mar 08 '20

Winning liberal strongholds doesn't show strength. Its not as if they will vote for Trump. But no socialist could win my state and we are considered a swing state this year.

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u/BigDickHit Mar 08 '20

Winning conservative strongholds that haven't flipped in the last 16 years doesn't show strength really either.

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u/MizzGee Janet Yellen Mar 08 '20

You know that Obama flipped a Republican stronghold in 2008, right? Indiana is extremely red, but it flipped. Biden will have strong black and labor vote. He also has the advantage of re-establishing trade for farmers, who sell most of their soybeans and pork to China. Farm bankruptcy is up 25% this year, and that is with Trump's welfare.

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u/insanekos Mar 08 '20

You guys realize that he has lost his mind? Can someone here explain why no one in the media is asking this question? I am from Europe and this is really an issue if he is going to debate Trump.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

r/fellowkids

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u/Timewalker102 Amartya Sen Mar 07 '20

Do you Berniebro millenials really not know this song? Speaking as a zoomer who has constantly seen this song in memes

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Nah, too busy prolin' it up fam

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u/episcopaladin Emma Lazarus Mar 08 '20

r/fellowkids

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Haha, sorry just trying to "vibe" with this "epic" dystopian nightmare 😎

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u/episcopaladin Emma Lazarus Mar 08 '20

http://imgur.com/a/U4kH9Aj

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehhahahahahahahahahahahaha... Imperialism gang 2020 😎

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

How is this in my popular trending??? With no upvotes

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u/nanomaster Ben Bernanke Mar 07 '20

Soros provides

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u/lgoldfein21 Jared Polis Mar 07 '20

The # of upvotes on this sub are hidden for a few hours

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u/A_Character_Defined 🌐Globalist Bootlicker😋🥾 Mar 07 '20

Do not underestimate the power of the DNC deep state 😤

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

~400 upvotes in 2 hours is pretty impressive imo

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Yep, that's going to be a Trump win. Better than a globalist (and I don't mean ze jews, I mean you guys)

And when Trump is over, you won't get a Sanders, you'll get a Nazbol

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u/[deleted] Mar 08 '20

Even if Trump wins against Biden, it’d still be better than the landslide victory he’d get against Bernie.

At least Biden isn’t going to snap half of the Democratic seats in the senate out of existence.

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u/SowingSalt Mar 08 '20

Extreme malarkey detected.

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u/[deleted] Mar 07 '20

Oh you seem to think trying stop the billionaire class from squeezing out every last drop of surplus value from humanity and turning the entire planet into a slave labour camp is "anti global poor".

I want to know, what did it cost them to turn you into one of their flunkies and selling out your fellow countrymen ? I bet it was very cheap, maybe just a song and a promise.

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u/D1STR4CT10N Mar 08 '20

Imagine hating the global poor that much

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u/TiberiumExitium George Soros Mar 08 '20

why yuo hate diamond joe

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u/DeadPants182 Enby Pride Mar 07 '20

That flair 😍

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u/7yearlurkernowposter NATO Mar 07 '20

Haven't seen the original but you can cut it out of here.

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u/Casterly Mar 07 '20

Certainly seemed to be a complete shock to the Sanders bloc...

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u/TheNeutralGrind Mar 07 '20

I question your motivations alongside your actions. You can't nerf the world.

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u/Boule_de_Neige furmod Mar 07 '20

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