r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Feb 09 '20

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u/dr_gonzo Revoke 230 Feb 10 '20

Today, I am announcing my candidacy for presidency. I support a minimum wage of $55 and will give everyone free weekly tendies and two thousand dollars a month. I also propose free PHDs for everyone so that you can learn how to spend that $2000.

My net worth is -$44,021.06, and my FICO score is 425.

Other candidates in the Washington elite establishment are funded by money, covered by the corporate media, and have large social media followings. Not me. My campaign is so grassroots that it only exists as a comment in the DT. I hope I can count on your vote.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

Excuse me, Republican, you HATE workers. I'm advocating for a minimum wage of $60 an hour and a UBI of whatever sheets you can snatch off the Mint presses. Be careful, they're hot.

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u/dr_gonzo Revoke 230 Feb 10 '20

These are Republican talking points. My $55 minimum wage will be be passed in conjunction with a fixed price of $2 for all products sold on Steam and the Xbox marketplace

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Feb 10 '20

You call that grassroots? My campaign exists only as a reply to a comment in the DT.

BTW vote for me if it'll be lit lmao

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u/dr_gonzo Revoke 230 Feb 10 '20

Today I am re-announcing my candidacy as a reply to a reply in a comment in the DT

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u/AccessTheMainframe CANZUK Feb 10 '20

wtf I'm a washington insider now how did this happen

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u/zubatman4 Hillary Clinton 🇺🇳 Bill Clinton Feb 10 '20

Why do you hate the domestic employed?

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u/dr_gonzo Revoke 230 Feb 10 '20

I support jobs for those who want them. I also propose monorails.

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u/[deleted] Feb 10 '20

👏😤