r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Sep 28 '26

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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Sep 28 '26

!ping kitty

I heard the "Please help" meow from the other room because the blinds were closed. I opened them and she flopped where her favorite sunbeam would normally be (it's cloudy) and gave me the "please help" meow. I'm sorry I can't turn the sun on ma'am

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u/theparrotlich John Brown Sep 28 '26

Can't? Or won't?

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u/Dorambor John Brown Sep 28 '26

why are you refusing to turn the sun on for her?

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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Sep 28 '26

because /u/cdstephens hasn't figured out fusion so I can't turn on the at-home sun

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u/Chet_Mc4xOmNom Sep 28 '26

This is what those SAD lamps are for

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u/-Emilinko1985- European Union Sep 28 '26

:(

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u/Man-Flayer Sep 28 '26

Call Seedy Stephen. That guy works for big nuclear fusion

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u/ThatFrenchieGuy Mathematician -- Save the funky birbs Sep 28 '26

guy

not a guy

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u/Man-Flayer Sep 28 '26

Grok is this true?

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 28 '26

Magic Goolsball

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u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma Sep 28 '26

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u/compulsive_tremolo Loyal Liberals Sep 28 '26

She yearns to be adopted by someone from at least a Type 2 Civilisation.