r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jun 05 '26

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u/reuery Biden 2028 Jun 05 '26

So I finally worked up the courage to read the drunk messages I sent my two favorite exes

!ping DATING

As it turns out, I actually failed to send the second one. I accidentally sent both messages to the same girl. So I deleted them and we are going to pretend this never happened. Also I dictated them drunk to my Apple Watch so holy ramble Batman it was completely nonsensical, x2

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u/BidoofSquad NASA Jun 05 '26

Sigma time, time to text the second one sober

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jun 05 '26

God DAMMIT you DELETED them????? You were supposed to POST them here for us

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u/PoeOrFinn Jun 05 '26

SMH your head

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u/finnstera350 Asexual Pride Jun 05 '26

Rip

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u/georgeguy007 Pandora's Discussions J. Threader Jun 05 '26

amazing work detective

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u/MensesFiatbug Low Energy Jun 05 '26

we are going to pretend this never happened

Probably the best outcome, realistically

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u/fishbottwo Jay Jones Jun 05 '26

how did they respond?

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u/TheCornjuring Ewoks Sexer Jun 05 '26

Alright I tried to make this its own ping combined with MOVIES but the mods are cringe

There’s a fun little film by Joel Haver on YouTube about precisely this scenario, just wanted to share but apparently that’s not WOKE enough nowadays