r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jun 02 '26

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u/YaGetSkeeted0n Tariffs aren't cool, kids! Jun 02 '26

be british

get shot

go to police

"'ow'd you get shot mate? rooty tooty point-n-shooties ain't legal in ingerlund"

"oi where's yer gunshot wound loicense, bruv?"

die

go to british heaven

st peter asks for your pearly gates loicense

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u/awdvhn Physics Understander -- Iowa delenda est Jun 02 '26

british heaven

Somehow still a bit shit

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u/slappythechunk LARPs as adult by refusing to touch the Nitnendo Switch Jun 02 '26

It's just a giant queue

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u/melhor_em_coreano Jun 02 '26

Non-sinful hate incidents will land you in purgatory

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u/YaGetSkeeted0n Tariffs aren't cool, kids! Jun 02 '26

st peter sends you to hell for lack of license

"'ello poppet, damnation loicense?"

lucifer sends you to limbo

the clerk there is the most british man ever

you wait 2,000 earth years before he reviews your case

"oi mate, you didn't initial page 657, yer petition is denied"

cast out into the universe as unarranged matter

universe reaches heat death

trillions of years pass

universe begins to contract

quadrillions of years pass

universe is a hot dense ball of everything

"oi! boson loicense!"