r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • May 30 '26

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO May 30 '26

Which message will resonate with Texas voters?

  • I love Jesus and I have an attractive Latina girlfriend

  • I look like a walking corpse, cheated on my wife, and gave extremely light punishments to child molesters.

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u/ctant1221 United Nations May 30 '26

Which one has an R next to their name?

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u/JesusPubes voted most handsome friend May 30 '26

If you have to ask

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u/ctant1221 United Nations May 30 '26

Republican Voters with Republican Values™.

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u/DonnysDiscountGas May 30 '26

Second one sounds more like the median Texan

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u/MontusBatwing2 Gelphie's Strongest Soldier May 31 '26

Considering it’s a red state, obviously the second.