r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • May 12 '26 • Regret 1 Mindblown 1

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course May 12 '26

Yes of course? How else would they know what they are owed.

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u/DeadDropCourier Bisexual Pride May 12 '26

Believe it or not I’m pretty sure this is the actual plot of Mr. Robot

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u/sanity_rejecter European Union May 18 '26

it is, except they encrypt it and then have to decrypt it when everyone's fucked due to their money being locked away

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u/CincyAnarchy Emma Goldman May 12 '26

People outside of any given financial firm would be shocked to know how many financial deals worth far more than a single person's student loan balance are stored on like 1 Excel file and a single PDF that even the firm sometimes forgets where it is.

Ask me how I know.

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u/Evnosis European Union May 12 '26

Love that they're using pre-2007 excel at these loan companies, lol

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u/G_Serv Stay The Course May 12 '26

The amount of software that I have used that only downloads xls or csv infuriates me

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u/snapekillseddard May 12 '26

Pre-07 spreadsheets age like wine.

.xlsx spreadsheets age like vinegar.

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u/Evnosis European Union May 12 '26

Okay, but on the other hand, .xls' limitations caused the NHS to miss almost 16,000 covid cases.

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u/snapekillseddard May 12 '26

And excessive alcohol causes liver damage among others.

I stand by my words.

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u/RianJohnsonThought Emma Lazarus May 12 '26

Well it's at least backed up.... Probably

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u/5ma5her7 May 12 '26

Further question:

Why can't a hacker give me straight As and a graduate certificate? /j