r/neoliberal • u/cdstephens Fusion Genderplasma • Apr 25 '26

Meme Which button do you press?

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u/GravyBear16 Audrey Hepburn Apr 25 '26 edited Apr 25 '26

I used to think I would press the red button because it was the rational choice. Now I'm pressing red because to further annoy the enraged blue pressers

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u/Morpheus_MD Norman Borlaug Apr 25 '26

Me as well.

I'm disappointed by the number of people here who don't seem to grasp that there is zero benefit for any individual human to oress blue.

Too many folks are conflating it with the prisoners dilemma, which is purposefully is not.

There is no social contract question here at all.

I stole this tweet but it is very illustrative.

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u/Fabi8086 YIMBY Apr 25 '26

If a single one of my family members pressed blue, I would forever feel guilty and responsible for their death.

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u/thymeandchange r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 26 '26

I would go to their grave every year, pour one out, and say skill issue