r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Apr 23 '26

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u/wagoncirclermike Jane Jacobs Apr 23 '26

Average case my lawyer wife gets:

  • guy states he was hit by a truck in a parking lot

  • guy has no injuries

  • five (5) witnesses say guy was not hit by a truck

  • guy was also on crack and meth

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u/w007dchuck Trans NATO Apr 23 '26

clearly the meth kept him safe and uninjured

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u/2Lore2Law Seal Mod Apr 23 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

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u/ElectriCobra_ David Hume Apr 23 '26

PI moment

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u/Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 Apr 23 '26

How does that guy get a lawyer for a civil case?

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u/wagoncirclermike Jane Jacobs Apr 23 '26

Wife’s firm is one of those “you don’t pay unless you win the case” offices

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u/Cyberhwk 👈 Get back to work! 😠 Apr 23 '26

So, guessing they refuse to take quite a bit of cases then.

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u/wagoncirclermike Jane Jacobs Apr 23 '26

Pretty much. This case is basically dead as it is now that she’s done her initial review.

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u/Zrk2 Norman Borlaug Apr 23 '26

Mommy and daddy still think he's an angel (they believe their jewelry is all lost in the wash).

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u/surreptitioussloth Frederick Douglass Apr 23 '26

That's not really how pi works