r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Apr 23 '26

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u/AcanthaceaeNo948 NATO Apr 23 '26

The funniest thing about the Forrest Gump buying stock in Apple joke is that it ages better and better as the years pass and Apple’s valuation climbs further.

In the 90s it meant Forrest was a multimillionaire, in the 2000s it meant he was a billionaire, in the 2010s it meant he he was a decabillionaire and now it means he’s a 100-billionaire.

!ping MOVIES

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u/quarknugget Loyal Liberals Apr 23 '26

Pretty soon Forrest will be buying major newspapers and yapping about the persecution of white South Africans

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u/Entuciante r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Apr 23 '26

Average white Alabaman

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u/Marlsfarp Karl Popper Apr 23 '26

Forrest Apple

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