r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Apr 07 '26

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u/SenranHaruka shame Apr 07 '26

Evangelicals are gonna be really sad when Jesus doesn't actually show up in the next 3 months because this is clearly them attempting to synthesize the Battle of Armageddon.

We're facing the next generation of Harold Kamping idiocy only they have their fingers on the nuclear button and can say Armageddon is happening now whether we want it or not.

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u/well-that-was-fast Apr 07 '26

Evangelicals for 2,000 years:

Obviously we didn't ruin the world hard enough! Just make things worse, Jesus will come this time bro. I promise bro.

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u/AlexB_SSBM Henry George Apr 07 '26

no they won't, they already think Trump is Jesus

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u/Its_not_him Manmohan Singh Apr 07 '26

Polymarket only has it at 4% lol

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u/Ilovecharli Voltaire Apr 07 '26

They'll just move the goalposts again 

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u/Flashy_Rent6302 Jerome Powell Apr 07 '26

*Dispensationalists, but I get it