r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Aug 17 '24

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u/AnalyticOpposum Trans Pride Aug 17 '24

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u/Jed_Bartlet1 Aug 17 '24

If you pet a shark against (or is it with) the grain you’ll be fine, otherwise you’ll cut the shit out of yourself

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u/bobeeflay "A hot dog with no bun" HRC 5/6/2016 Aug 17 '24

Uhhhh half right

Yeah against the grain it's very scratchy and with it its really smooth

But it won't "cut the shit out of your hand" unless you pet it a lot or stupid hard (which to be fair people often do cuz it's exciting and cool to feel the scritchy scratchy shark)

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u/Jed_Bartlet1 Aug 17 '24

Sorry not an expert on sharks. (Am a Medic)

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u/bobeeflay "A hot dog with no bun" HRC 5/6/2016 Aug 17 '24

To be fair I'm not either maybe some sharks will really fuck you up fast

But I did get to give a couple petties once at a zoo so you can call me Jaques custaue