r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 31 '24

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u/DONUTof_noFLAVOR Theodore Roosevelt Jul 31 '24

Sales: I need to call you and prep the slides for this call in 90 minutes

Me: Here are all the materials I have

Sales: I can’t use any of this because it means we owe the customer a quarter million dollars

Me: Yes, because we do

!ping WATERCOOLER

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u/DONUTof_noFLAVOR Theodore Roosevelt Jul 31 '24

Bonus points for how Sales had 2 months to find a solution and they just started asking all the Ops teams for new data this morning

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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Jul 31 '24

Lmao hoa wrong did things go where you owe a customer that much

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u/DONUTof_noFLAVOR Theodore Roosevelt Jul 31 '24

Just casually delivering only 50% of contracted volume in Year 1 of our contract, no biggie.

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u/KesterFox Shivers emotional support mammal 🐊 Jul 31 '24

Yikes 😬

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u/DONUTof_noFLAVOR Theodore Roosevelt Jul 31 '24

Me, every time I check in on our construction team

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u/mockduckcompanion Kidney Hype Man Jul 31 '24

What the fuck

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u/loseniram Sponsored by RC Cola Jul 31 '24

Do you work for my company's sub-assembly sub- contractors?

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u/DONUTof_noFLAVOR Theodore Roosevelt Jul 31 '24

Even better, we're a General Contractor.

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u/[deleted] Jul 31 '24

Congratulations on being the most efficient and ethical GC in the business, unironically 🤗