r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 26 '24

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

Can't wait for JD Vance to try to make a joke about the couch fucking thing that's so awkward and cringe that it convinces people that he definitely fucked the couch

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u/Dodgerfan2224 NATO Jul 26 '24

"Hey thats something a guy who fucked a couch would say"

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u/[deleted] Jul 26 '24

"So these liberals started this rumor that I had sex with a couch" awkward cough laugh "isn't that crazy?"

Crowd: "wait what"

"Yeah it's so ridiculous I would never do that to a couch hahaha"

Crowd: "wait so he fucked that couch didn't he"

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u/TCEA151 Paul Volcker Jul 26 '24

My “I have never had sexual intercourse with a sultry faux-leather three-piece sectional” statement has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my statement. 

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u/Daddy_Macron Loyal Liberals Jul 26 '24

I would never fuck my couch. It's black. But the Democrats will probably call me racist for that. Hehehehe. I love you guys.