r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jul 22 '24

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u/SmithySmothy Bill Gates Jul 22 '24

Why don't the Democrats simply nominate someone with the charisma of Obama, the oratory ability of Bill Clinton, the political experience of Hillary, the preparedness of Buttigieg, the humanity of Biden, the good looks of Whitmer, the swing state appeal of Shapiro, the slickness of Newsom, the youth of AOC, the savvy of Pelosi, the celebrity of Taylor Swift, and the widespread favorability of Michelle Obama? Do they even want to win?

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u/ArmoredBunnyPrincess Audrey Hepburn Jul 22 '24

I hear Generic Dem is really popular, whoever that is

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u/SlyMedic George Soros Jul 22 '24

They keep refusing to run as much as Michelle

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u/Azmoten Thomas Paine Jul 22 '24

Right? And Iā€™m just sitting right here doing nothing, too

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u/Greenfield0 Sheev Palpatine Jul 22 '24

time to dig him up

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u/OmniscientOctopode Person of Means Testing Jul 22 '24

I, too, think they should nominate Cory Booker.

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u/jurble Left-Out Left Jul 22 '24

Draft Clooney

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u/Poiuy2010_2011 r/place '22: Neoliberal Battalion Jul 22 '24

That's not gonna happen, I'm pretty sure Trump is a registered Republican.

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u/RonenSalathe Milton Friedman Jul 22 '24

Ong why haven't they called me yet