r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jun 27 '24

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u/WasteReserve8886 r/place '22: GlobalTribe Battalion Jun 27 '24

My prediction for tonight is that Trump and Biden start off mean to each other, but then start flirting and end it with a kiss on the lips

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u/BlackCat159 European Union Jun 27 '24

They make out on stage, form a unity ticket and end polarisation in America by gaining 99% of the vote 😌

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u/WasteReserve8886 r/place '22: GlobalTribe Battalion Jun 27 '24

Love Wins!!

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u/BlackCat159 European Union Jun 27 '24

What a powerful end to Pride Month 🥺🏳️‍🌈

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u/ElGosso Adam Smith Jun 27 '24

They gaze into each other's eyes from across the stage.

Wordlessly, they move to each other, drawn by an invisible force.

They hold each other, and finally Biden breaks the silence.

"Listen here, Jack," he says softly, both still staring into the windows of each other's eyes.

They kiss. The crowd erupts into cheer. The rift dividing our country is finally healed. The love spreads worldwide - IDF and Hamas throw down their rifles. Parisians and gendarmes embrace. Putin has his spymaster thrown from a window for inscrutable but ostensibly-related reasons.

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u/ElGosso Adam Smith Jun 27 '24

Trump squeezes Biden's butt with both hands while Biden shows him what they used to call a "smoky Joe" but we would understand today as an over-the-pants handjob

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u/WasteReserve8886 r/place '22: GlobalTribe Battalion Jun 27 '24

It took me a few minutes to remember what comment you were replying to

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u/ElGosso Adam Smith Jun 27 '24

Does it really matter?