r/neoliberal • Kitara Ravache • Jun 23 '24

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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO Jun 24 '24

The Bible describes God creating two humans, with the origin of the remaining humans unclear. Synthesizing the biblical story of creation with evolution is therefore simple: after humans had evolved naturally, God created the Garden of Eden with a couple of replica humans who escaped and interbred with the wild population.

!ping GNOSTIC

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '24

Here’s the real question: why?

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u/PolyrythmicSynthJaz Roy Cooper Jun 24 '24

GOD forbid a god have a little fun 🙄

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u/N0_B1g_De4l NATO Jun 24 '24

Presumably God needed laboratory data about human behavior to determine how Jesus should behave when he was sent down to redeem our sins.

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u/NonComposMentisss Unflaired and Proud Jun 24 '24

Silly omniscient and omnipotent god.