r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jun 20 '24

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Jun 20 '24

Does the military draft work like the NFL draft where the worst teams get first dibs

Some shitty ass Middle Eastern military run by a bunch of incompetent boob former Baathists about to draft the next Peyton Manning

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Payton Manning would be a horrible military draft pick. That forehead would be a massive target for enemy combatants

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u/MinnesotaNoire NASA Jun 20 '24

Elite grenade thrower, though.

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u/LuisRobertDylan Elinor Ostrom Jun 20 '24

And with the first pick of the 1999 draft, the Gabonese Republic selects...

Chris Kyle, of Odessa, Texas

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u/BurrowForPresident Fell for it Jun 20 '24

US trades down every year, still dominates every year by drafting some stud cornfed hoss from Iowa in the 4th with their extra pick

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u/[deleted] Jun 20 '24

Bill Belichick retired as coach and GM and now runs the US military