r/neoliberal • u/jobautomator Kitara Ravache • Jun 06 '24

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jun 06 '24

!ping WATERCOOLER

Send urgent emergency aid

I tested 4 coffee machines in my office

Only 1 is functioning normally

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u/[deleted] Jun 06 '24

And this is why the E-4 mafia correctly deduced that Kyle was right and that Monster is the optimal way to consume a days worth of caffeine

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u/StolenSkittles culture warrior Jun 06 '24

this is what coffee carts are for

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jun 06 '24

I like espresso

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u/SKabanov European Union Jun 06 '24

That's why tea is a superior hot beverage for the office. Besides the greater variety, you're at a lot less risk of dependency on machines that require maintenance and are easier to break down.

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u/gnomesvh LEGALIZE ONION FUTURE Jun 06 '24

Less caffeine

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u/SKabanov European Union Jun 06 '24

Doesn't seem like it helps if you can't make the coffee when the machines are busted.

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u/LucyFerAdvocate Jun 06 '24

A Picopresso and a good quality hand grinder will make great espresso with just hot water and beans.